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Bastille On Fire
550,000 French people took to the streets. Nobody agrees on why. Everybody agrees it is somebody else's fault. A field guide to a nation that is, as we say, complètement dépassée.
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Wear the passive-aggression.
“Cordialement.” “Je reviens vers toi.” “Pas dans ma fiche de poste.” The phrases that run every French office — on organic cotton, in small batches.